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Discover Dear Mike Cares
Actual Politically Incorrect Advice
"He Speaks Only From His Balls and Heart" - Ann Landers
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this love struck half-wit?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I have a connection with someone very close to my heart, but I'm afraid our relationship isn't healthy. I'M the one who pays our rent. I'M the one who pays for all the food. And I'M the one who has to drive ALL THE TIME -- and, as you know, gas isn't cheap. It upsets me because he also never talks to me. I do like his style. What I love most about him is he is always there to support me. He gives the best hugs! He has beautiful eyes. And I just KNOW he loves
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this Untouched relic?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I am a senior woman in great shape. I am active, and I have never had a problem attracting men. Five years ago, I married a man I had known for many years. We used to have a pretty active sex life, but it has been four years since he has touched me in an intimate way. He says he doesn't know why, and that it is due to lack of confidence. I'm afraid that if I don't leave, I'll never know the loving arms of a man around me again. In other ways, we get along fin
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this hard man?
DEAR MIKE CARES: My wife's nephew is getting divorced. The process seems to be amicable; there was no cheating or abuse. They have two children. Even though the soon-to-be-ex, "Michelle," has always been welcoming and nice, my wife's family has circled the wagons. They no longer talk to her and have made clear I can't either. I don't think that's right. My wife says to stay out of it and never contact her. I think that's immature. I realize my thoughts don't matter. However,
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