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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this gash slinging cock worshiper?
DEARÂ MIKE CARES: I'm a woman in my early 20s, and I have been dating my man for two years. I love him dearly and want to spend the rest...
Nov 12, 20242 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this dateless planner?
DEARÂ MIKE CARES: I have been married for 17 years to a good man with many great attributes. However, our relationship lacks connection....
Nov 11, 20242 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this reluctant beaver sharer?
DEARÂ ABBY: I'm in an open relationship with my partner. We both enjoy hooking up with other people, but only if we agree on the person....
Nov 6, 20241 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice do you have for this chronically clueless sister?
DEAR MIKE CARES: My brother lost his wife of 30-plus years to COVID. Because we live several states apart and I have significant chronic...
Sep 30, 20241 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this cheating beaver-slinger?
DEAR MIKE CARES: A close male friend, "Will," ended our friendship without warning. I didn't know he had such strong feelings about my...
Sep 12, 20242 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this Canadian lottery winner?
DEAR MIKE CARES: For the entirety of our 15-year relationship, my wife has never listened to me. It's literally the only thing I've ever...
Sep 11, 20241 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this needling nitwit?
DEAR MIKE CARES: Â I've been seeing "Pete" for eight months. He has been divorced for the last 15 years. He has two grown children and...
Sep 6, 20242 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this madame ovary?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I am a 37-year-old woman with a very supportive husband. I love him dearly, but I have some concerns. We have no...
Sep 5, 20241 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this parasitic whine maker?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I recently scheduled a last-minute consultation with my doctor that might result in surgery. My husband has a meeting...
Aug 30, 20241 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this egg wielding nit-wit?
DEAR MIKE CARES: My husband and I have been married for two years, together for five. He's a wonderful man I love dearly. I always felt...
Aug 26, 20242 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this Texas Twink?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I'm a single man, and have been for 15 years. A year ago, I met a guy, "Josh," and we fell in love. He lived 240 miles...
Aug 21, 20242 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this Hen in this Fox house?
DEAR MIKE CARES: My husband of 25 years and I have become political opposites over the past several years. We watch different news...
Aug 18, 20241 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give these bi-hating parents?
DEAR MIKE CARES: Three days before my daughter "Ginger's" wedding, her fiance called to announce that he could not marry her because...
Aug 16, 20242 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give Mary Menopause?
DEAR MIKE CARES: My boyfriend is 18 years younger than I am. Our relationship hasn't been perfect, but I love him to death....
Aug 10, 20242 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this bi-curious wife?
DEAR MIKE CARES: During my entire 40-year marriage, I have wondered if my husband is bisexual. He met his friend "Ernie" around the same...
Aug 9, 20242 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this dogged woman hater?
DEAR MIKE CARES: What is this thing about dogs? I see women on dating sites saying, "You must love my dog," and I find it really...
Aug 6, 20241 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this delusional parent?
DEAR MIKE CARES: My son married a girl from Taiwan. She's sweet but very uncultured. I have tried for more than 10 years to get along...
Aug 5, 20241 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this maybe?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I recently made plans with a friend. A couple days beforehand, when I texted her asking if we were still on, she told me...
Aug 4, 20241 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give the father of the stud?
DEAR MIKE CARES: My 25-year-old son lives with his two girlfriends, who are also romantically involved with each other, one is pregnant,...
Aug 2, 20242 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this brain-dead love doll?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I have been in a relationship with "Ben" for 13 years, but I have been to his parents' home only twice. I really love...
Jul 31, 20241 min read
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