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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give the father of the stud?
DEAR MIKE CARES: My 25-year-old son lives with his two girlfriends, who are also romantically involved with each other, one is pregnant,...
Aug 2, 20242 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this brain-dead love doll?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I have been in a relationship with "Ben" for 13 years, but I have been to his parents' home only twice. I really love...
Jul 31, 20241 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this wicked white widow?
DEAR MIKE CARES: How do I ask my family to stop worrying about me? I was widowed three years ago after a 28-year relationship. My sisters...
Jul 30, 20241 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this snore-whore?
DEARÂ MIKE CARES: I have been married to my husband, "Mark," for 13 years. During this time, I have realized that marrying him was a...
Jul 22, 20241 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this ungrateful ball-buster?
DEAR MIKE CARES: My husband and I have been married for 10 years, together for 12. We have no children together, but I have four from a...
Jul 20, 20242 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this ball-less husband?
DEAR MIKE CARES: Last week my wife and I were at a local function. During intermission, a man walked up behind my wife and placed his...
Jul 18, 20241 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this guy who brings home the bacon and frys it up in a pan?
DEARÂ MIKE CARES: I have been with my current wife for 12 years after a terrible divorce. She is very kind. The problem is, I work 40 to...
Jul 17, 20241 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give Pushy Patty?
DEAR MIKE CARES: My parents are in their 70s. They live in a retirement community. As they have gotten older, they have become more...
Jul 12, 20241 min read
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Dear Mike cares, what advice would you give this walking dead rat?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I was watching a police video on the internet, and I spotted the woman who lives in the apartment next door. I know it's...
Jul 11, 20241 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give two twats and a child?
DEAR MIKE CARES: We adopted our daughter, "Opal," at the age of 2. She is 6 now. Opal lived with us off and on as a newborn, but by age...
Jul 8, 20242 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this wanna be man ?
DEAR MIKE CARES: IÂ am a 29-year-old man who has been with a fantastic woman, 25, for the last year. I believe she is The One. We have...
Jul 7, 20242 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this egghausted mother of a spaz?
DEAR MIKE CARES: My son "Ethan" is a visually impaired adult with disabilities. He's articulate, down to earth and joyful to be around....
Jul 6, 20241 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this meatloaf slurping ball-buster?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I met this man online a year and a half ago. We have been together ever since. There is a serious problem with him...
Jul 2, 20242 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this grieving fatty-fucker?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I was married to a wonderful woman for 27 happy years until she passed last year. We did everything together. Now I feel...
Jul 1, 20242 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this bitter-Betty?
DEAR MIKE CARES I'm divorced. My ex-husband has a girlfriend and has just gotten engaged. We have two sons, 23 and 20, and they are going...
Jun 25, 20241 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this rump-wrangling handyman?
DEARÂ MIKE CARES: I am a gay man who lost my domestic partner five years ago. My neighbor is a single father of a 12-year-old son. When I...
Jun 24, 20242 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this live-in stalker?
DEAR MIKE CARES: My girlfriend and I broke up after six years. Both of us have children from marriages that ended seven years ago. We...
Jun 21, 20242 min read
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Dear Mike Cares what advice would you give this holy rolling pussy misser?
DEAR MIKE CARES: My cat recently passed away, and it has devastated me. He was my emotional support during some of the hardest times of...
Jun 20, 20242 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this pool party pooper?
DEAR MIKE CARES:Â I have two granddaughters and four grandsons. My granddaughters, ages 19 and 20, wear thong bikinis at family swim...
Jun 19, 20241 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this cock-blocking job twat?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I am single, never married. A male manager at my job is divorced. After a few weeks at the job, I realized we were both...
Jun 18, 20242 min read
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