Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this cheating beaver-slinger?

DEAR MIKE CARES: A close male friend, "Will," ended our friendship without warning. I didn't know he had such strong feelings about my current arrangement. I have been dating a married man, "Bart," whose wife suggested he get himself a girlfriend if he wanted sex/intimacy/companionship. She also told him she would "never want to sleep with him again." It has been 10 years since they were last intimate or even shared a bed. They don't live together; Bart lives in his guest house. They share a son, which is why he doesn't want to leave. As a parent, I understand. It's why I stayed in my own marriage for so long. The circumstances are less than ideal and something I never thought I'd be a part of, but I haven't felt this wonderful in years. My ex-husband and I were never this compatible. When I'm with Bart, it's magical, and I believe it's mutual. For this choice of mine, Will has severed our friendship. He did it via text. I'd told him about it two weeks earlier, and he advised me to be careful. He called Bart and me "cheaters," but it's not exactly like that. I'm deeply hurt over this loss. I want to know if Will is in the wrong or if I am. -- NO CHEATER IN ARIZONA

DEAR NO CHEATER IN ARIZONA: You are only a cheater in Will’s eyes because he has been yearning for you for years, probably because he but didn’t know you were actually out there slutting around for anyone with a pulse, a smile, or backseat. Obviously, he was too much of a girly man to hit your untapped lap flounder when you were open for business, now he is walking around with bluer-balls than a catholic priest at an alter boy convention.  Good Luck and Keep in Touch! Dear Mike Cares is also on X, Instagram and Facebook (whatever they are.) For more honest advice, email me your stupid questions at DearMikeCares@gmail.com