Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this cockless wife?

DEAR MIKE CARES: My husband, "Leon," and I have been together for 13 years. He is bisexual with gay-leaning tendencies. I knew this when we got together. I am 51, and Leon is 32. We still love each other deeply, but he is also in a relationship with a man. His boyfriend is 21. We have an 11-year-old daughter together, and I have two grown kids from a previous marriage. I was always OK with Leon having friends with benefits. But this new relationship has me feeling lost and confused. I don't want our marriage to be ruined because of his relationship with this man, but I'm afraid it might well happen. After having been married for so long, it feels like my best friend is being ripped from me also. We have been through a lot together. This tidal wave of emotions is getting the better of me. Please help. I don't know what to do. -- LOSING HOPE IN IDAHO

DEAR LOSING HOPE IN IDAHO: Actually, you married a cock-gobbler with wife-leaning tendencies. You thought you would marry a stud 20 years younger than you and now he’s swapping ball pudding with a guy 10 years younger than him? Jesus Christ whatever happened to a normal man marrying a normal woman who gets fat, complains, turns him into an alcoholic and porn addicted degenerate? I miss the old days. Anywhoo, back to your issues, he’s a goner, he’s going to flit around with all those mary’s and have a gay old time without you. It’s all your fault, so let your daughter know that what once was a fucked-up family just got worse. Good Luck and Keep in Touch! Dear Mike Cares is also on X, Instagram and Facebook (whatever they are.) For more honest advice, email me your stupid questions at DearMikeCares@gmail.com