Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this father of a bitch-boy?

DEAR MIKE CARES: My son and his wife have been married for three years and have an 8-month-old son. She stays home to care for the baby. My son works from home as well. He has now taken a second job to make ends meet, so three days a week he works 7 a.m. to 3 p.m. and then leaves from 5 p.m. to 10 p.m. and returns home at 11 p.m. His wife believes in co-sleeping, which means she sleeps in the bed with the baby, while my son sleeps on a mattress on the floor. This has been going on since the child was born. My son also does 80% of the cooking. They live a thousand miles away, so I can't help. He is almost her slave. I don't want to say anything, but I would like their marriage to last. What should I do? -- CONCERNED IN CALIFORNIA

DEAR CONCERNED IN CALIFORNIA: Your son sounds like a typical American husband, also known as a bitch-boy, someone who impregnates his loving wife only to see her turn into a dictator who controls him until he becomes a drooling half-wit forced to sleep on the floor and get a second job.  Your son’s wife has turned him into a ball-less man-child and he needs to stand up tall, crack his knuckles, adjust his cock and then tell her to lose the baby weight, put that fucking kid in a crib and to start looking for a job.  Anything other than that and in two years he will find himself drunk and lonely living in a motel, up to his ass-balls in legal bills trying to get joint custody. Good Luck and Keep in Touch! Dear Mike Cares is also on X, Instagram and Facebook (whatever they are.) For more honest advice, email me your stupid questions at DearMikeCares@gmail.com