Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this great dad seeking sex-slave?

DEAR MIKE CARES: My husband and I will soon celebrate our 11th anniversary. Together since we were 19, we're now in our mid-30s with two children. I can't seem to shake the feeling my husband is cheating on me. For the past two years all he wants is sex, on his time. If he doesn't get it within his "timeline," he gets angry and has an attitude. If he doesn't get it at all that day, I'll hear about it for days afterward. I love my husband with all my heart, but he is not a great dad. It kills me to see him brush the kids off when they are so excited to see him, hug him and play. But my husband doesn't play with them, doesn't snuggle with them on random days off or lounge around with them. I get jealous seeing dads playing with their kids and just being goofy for hours. He works all the time and worries about his work calls. All my life I wanted a husband who would be a great dad. What I'm trying to ask is, if he isn't into our kids, is always stressed, isn't playful in a non-sexual way with me anymore and only wants sex, is he seeing someone else to fulfill his needs? -- HEARTBROKEN WIFE IN NEW JERSEY

DEAR HEARTBROKEN WIFE IN NEW JERSEY:  Men don’t generally have needs other than food and sex, so if he eats your food and is still plowing your furry triangle regularly then he is definitely not cheating. When you are stuck with a brain-dead hard cock husband you need to assign sexual favors to address the bad dad issues. For instance if he plays with the kids for one hour: handjob, but no sex.  If he takes the kids to a movie or a ball game: blow job, but no ball play. Full family fun day: full sex, rectal rousing. Father and kids only camping trip: handcuffs, ball gag, full anal.  I think you get the message, and I think he will too. Good Luck and Keep in Touch! Dear Mike Cares is also on X, Instagram and Facebook (whatever they are.) For more honest advice, email me your stupid questions at DearMikeCares@gmail.com