Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this master wife bater?

DEAR MIKE CARES: I have been married to my wife for 10 years. She is the first and only woman I have ever been with. I continue finding myself looking at porn, talking online to other women and asking them for pictures. I don't know why I do this, and I don't want to continue down this road. What would be a first step to take to show my wife I'm serious about kicking this big problem to the curb? -- SEES A PROBLEM IN PENNSYLVANIA

DEAR SEES A PROBLEM IN PENNSYLVANIA: Your problem is not porn, everyone watches porn, I am watching it as I write this. Your boring wife and her sexual hang-ups is the only habit you need to kick.  The best way to rid your wife of her prude behavior is to insist she loosen up several things, her legs, her mind, her mouth and, if we are being honest, you should ask her to unlock her back door and let Mr. Johnson in for a quick visit.  Once you fix your wife’s problems she too will enjoy porn and the two of you degenerate porn addicts can grow old together. Good Luck and Keep in Touch! Dear Mike Cares is also on X, Instagram and Facebook (whatever they are.) For more honest advice, email me your stupid questions at DearMikeCares@gmail.com