Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this sloppy seconds seeker?

DEAR MIKE CARES: I have been with my Hispanic boyfriend for 3 1/2 years. Before me, he was known for sleeping around. He has never cheated on me that I am aware of, but when we go to social gatherings (or just out), he flirts with other women. If there is another woman in the room, he keeps his eyes on her like I can't see it happening. When I told him several times that it really bothered me, he said I was overreacting. When he drinks, it's 10 times worse. I'm trying to let it go, but it hurts my feelings deeply. In his mind, it's OK that we hang out with women he has been to bed with. He says it's no big deal. How do I learn to deal with all of this and be happy? I just want the respect I deserve. -- GIRLFRIEND OF MR. POPULAR

DEAR GIRLFRIEND OF MR. POPULAR: Your boyfriend has a common ailment referred to in most circles as Dick-sling-itis, which is defined as a man who has a never satisfied sweet tooth, and his candy is beaver. If women were piñatas, he would be whacking at them like an autistic Mexican at a Tijuana whorehouse. With Don Juan dragging you through life the only respect you can count on will be from the Doctor who prescribes a year’s worth of Chlamydia meds to help reduce the five-alarm hot sauce sensation emanating from your lady parts. Good Luck and Keep in Touch! Dear Mike Cares is also on X, Instagram and Facebook (whatever they are.) For more honest advice, email me your stupid questions at DearMikeCares@gmail.com