Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this Texas Twink?
- mjayer4
- Aug 21, 2024
- 2 min read
DEAR MIKE CARES: I'm a single man, and have been for 15 years. A year ago, I met a guy, "Josh," and we fell in love. He lived 240 miles away. A month ago, he transferred his job to my city and moved in with me. (I supported this 100%.) I had sown my wild oats long before he moved in. Everything was going great until recently. Josh logged into my computer and saw all my emails and text messages, some of which were as recent as a week ago. I have been updating old flings that I'm no longer on the market, but in one particular text, I didn't give such information. Instead, I simply didn't respond. Later that day, Josh confronted me and began to cry. He said I hurt him, and he doesn't know how to trust me again. I love Josh with all my heart, and I'm trying to weed out old "flings" as they come in, but as I mentioned, I've been single for 15 years and it will take time. Since this happened, I have deleted a lot of text messages and updated my social media to "in a relationship," but I'm still unsure how Josh feels. Was he right to go through my emails and text messages? I have since changed my password, but I need advice. What should I do or say to him to make him feel confident in our relationship? I don't want to lose him. -- FORMER BACHELOR IN TEXAS
DEAR FORMER BACHELOR IN TEXAS: So, if you are a man, and Josh is a man, how is it you two are in a relationship? This whole thing sounds a bit gay. But seriously folks, if Josh is snooping and crying, you may want to check for a vagina, because his behavior is very girl-like and not something you, a certified ball-gargler, needs in his life. Bottom line, you need to nip this behavior in the bud, just let him know he has nothing to worry about and remind him that his hairy ass is the only rump you interested in wrangling. Good Luck and Keep in Touch! Dear Mike Cares is also on X, Instagram and Facebook (whatever they are.) Email me your stupid questions at DearMikeCares@gmail.com
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