Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this ties cutting wife?

DEAR MIKE CARES: My husband hates my special needs sister. He allowed her to come on one short vacation but said she was awful, annoying and a bad influence on the kids. She doesn't curse or do anything inappropriate. She is lazy and obese, but the kids love her and asked for her to come. He also screams at me if she calls, which she does sometimes because I'm her legal guardian and manage her funds. He wants me to stop doing it and turn her over completely to the state. I love my sister, and it breaks my heart that he hates her, doesn't want her to visit once a year for a few days and accuses me of not caring about his feelings or listening to him. He's under a lot of stress and just hates having her around him. Must I cut ties with my sister to make him happy? -- PULLED IN TWO IN NEW JERSEY

DEAR PULLED IN TWO IN NEW JERSEY:  Your husband sounds like a real douchebag, but, then again, nobody likes a special needs lardass hanging around and ruining all the normal folks’ lives.  Maybe, and this is just a theory, the root of the problem is that your husband can’t face up to his limp-dick sexual advances being denied by an obese and lazy retard. Either way I say cut ties with your husband and stick with your sister, she might be special but not as needy as your douchebag husband.  Good Luck and Keep in Touch! Dear Mike Cares is also on X, Instagram and Facebook (whatever they are.) For more honest advice, email me your stupid questions at DearMikeCares@gmail.com