Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this wanna be man ?

DEAR MIKE CARES: I am a 29-year-old man who has been with a fantastic woman, 25, for the last year. I believe she is The One. We have moved quickly and have already settled into an apartment together. Recently, she was asked to be a bridesmaid in a wedding between her ex's cousin and a friend she met through her ex. Her ex will be a part of the wedding. She isn't very close with this friend. It seems like the bride-to-be doesn't have many other friends. It is clear to me that my girlfriend really wants to attend this wedding. I asked her to see if we could attend the wedding without her being a bridesmaid, but she's under the impression that we wouldn't be invited otherwise. I felt like I couldn't say no, so I agreed to go if she agreed she wouldn't attend any event where her ex would be present. But now she has agreed to be a bridesmaid, and I find myself getting upset every time the wedding is mentioned. I haven't begun to feel resentful toward her, but I'm worried this may change as the wedding draws closer. I want to be supportive, but I also can't ignore that I am clearly not OK with this arrangement. What should I do? -- NEW BOYFRIEND IN CONNECTICUT

DEAR BOYFRIEND IN CONNECTICUT: The only way to get past your girly-man insecurity about her wanting to mount her ex after a few too many bridesmaid shots is to give her as much space as possible and hope she keeps her legs closed.  If she does, then make sure prior to leaving the wedding when saying goodbye to her ex make sure you whisper in his ear “so your new girlfriend is ok with your tiny dick?” then slap him real hard on the back and say buh-bye.   If she does flirt with him, grab him, grind him, or just fucks him blind in the Limo, then play it cool, she is no longer "the one," your girly-man days are over my friend, let your whore girlfriend know you are going outside to get some fresh air and then go straight home, just box up her shit and leave her a fuck you note. Good Luck and Keep in Touch! Dear Mike Cares is also on X, Instagram and Facebook (whatever they are.) Email me your stupid questions at DearMikeCares@gmail.com